Thursday, November 3, 2011

Husband vs Wife in software conversation

H:good evening,im now log in
W:Have you got the groceries?
H:Bad command or filename
W:But i told you in the mornin'
H:Erroneous syntax..Abort?
W:What about my new tv?
H:Variable not found
W:At least give me your credit card.i want to do some shopping
H:Sharing violation.Acces denied
W:Do you love me or do you just love your computers or are you just being funny?
H:Too many parameters
W:It was a great mistake that i married an idiot like you
H:Data type mismatch
W:You are a useless nut
H:By default
W:What about your salary?
H:File in use..Try after some time
W:Who was in the car this mornin'?
H:System is unstable.press CTRL ALT DEL to reboot
W:What is my value in the family?
H:Unknown virus
W:I'll leave you forever
H:close all programs and log out for another user
W:It's worthless talking to you
H:Shut down
W:i'm now going
H:it's now safe to turn off your computer..


huhu,naseb mu la dapek laki lagu ni..

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